• taanegl@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    So there’s this thing called the finance industry. They’re basically smiling nervously, standing in front of this giant balloon, saying the like “don’t look over here!” And “it’s not going to burst, we promise”.

    Let’s look in on one of them know…

    “…then you pay some stupid goon to completely screw the economy, they get lynched and you walk off Scott free. It was going to crash when that whole neo colonialism schtick would inevitably fail anyway. This will accelerate the crash, so people won’t notice even.”

    “Yes, I’d like to sniff more cocaine off an orphan femur. How did you know?”