• Jesus@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    You will encounter this man at work.

    They will ask for your help with something on their workstation, and it would be faster for you to drive with them watching over your shoulder, but this cryptic thing is their keyboard.

    Instead, you will be forced to sit behind them like Patrick Swayze guiding Demi Moore at a throwing wheel. You will eventually take your shirt off, launch Unchained Melody in Spotify, then slowly guide them through a system setting panel.

    You will notice how soft their hands feel. The hyper-ergonomic keyboard has allowed their fingers to move with minimal effort, allowing the skin to remain supple, smooth - almost unused.

    You will ask yourself, “Is he right?” How could a keyboard be so aggressive and wrong, and yet, support something so gentile.

    You try to deny the feeling. Your friends and family will mock you like your uncle Dvorak. Maybe you start with a trackball and see if being naughty feels right.

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    13 days ago

    Sawme here! Honmestly I dom"t thinkl I coukd ever go vack tp a mormal keyboard ¶¶¶¶

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    13 days ago

    Can you recommend a cheap split keyboard? I’m not sinking 300$ to discover I hate it

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    14 days ago

    Here’s what I want: tiny, one handed bluetooth chord keyboard.

    For typing on my phone. Can someone make one?

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      14 days ago

      Aren’t there hundreds? Like this one? Or maybe I don’t know what you mean by “chord” keyboard, or you want more tiny?

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    So is this the new trend after 60% mechanical keyboards, ultrawide monitors or immutable distros ?

    Maybe it would improve my typing speed, but I’ve been using a conventional keyboard layout for so long now, I’m fine with where I’m at. Almost thirty years of muscular memory made it “hard coded” in my hands.

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    15 days ago

    There’s a dude developing out a neat split keyboard that’s ergo but you are typing in like chunks of words or something.

    Looks like your fast af once used to it.

    Each finger goes up down left right i believe. Can’t remember the name!

    It’s quite refined looking.

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      15 days ago

      Do you mean the CharaChorder? I thought about getting one in the past bit it looks like a super steep learn curve and I’m not sure if I’m willing to subject myself to it.

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        14 days ago

        YES, thank you.

        My brain was stuck on chroma, which made no sense, lol.

        I thought the exact same thing, but the thing is, i switched to a trackball mouse and I will never go back…

        So some times it’s worth it.

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          6 days ago

          I grew up with trackballs because my dad preferred them to the old mice with a ball underneath. So for office work I still use one too. But it’s still just a pointing device so I’d say it would be similar to learn using a split keyboard or a dvorak layout or something. You’d still press one key after antother.

          The CharaChorder is so different in the way your “typing” multiple keys at once. I feel like it has such a steep learning curve because you have to not only learn another button layout but the whole way your thinking about typing and writing in general. I’m afraid I’d just get frustrated and never use it, even though I thinks it’s extremely cool.

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      14 days ago

      Hmmm… I see a balding fat dude wearing a lot of Cheeto dust on his shirt