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your social credit score will pay for this!

I just want to say MAGA voters - good job

zio is (((so rad))) which tattoos should i get

Me, in 2005: Why would anyone use a service that scans your personal email for things to sell you?

Me 20 years later: . . so. . . tired

If only there were some lesson there we Americans could learn.

Don’t worry, Merrick Garland is a seasoned judic- . . . aawwwww FUCK!

Props to Pooty-poot for the assist

I was going to say “drop kick” but remove has a nice professional sound to it too.

The Big Taxypayer-Funded Golf Trip

The man thinks like a toddler.

He’s literally demented. His neurons are peacing out.

and a sex assault burn as well. Noice.

Tarrifs on Russia will be pointless

Nope!

Sure thing, let’s just go to the unredacted Mueller Rep- AW GODDAMMIT

Or never knew them to begin with

It’s been amazing to watch an entire country flush its goodwill down the toilet in relatively no time at all.

It doesn’t say what region the draftees will be coming from.

There’s a fair chance they won’t be coming from Moscow.

Like, 100%.

Well he’s got a puppet running the US so, why not.

ooooo those French! ;)

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So ordered.