

It’s pretty obviously sarcasm
The 8 largest Dow Jones drops in American history so far.
I’m sure next week will be a blast 🫠
It’s called the American Dream because you’ve got to be asleep to believe it.
I’m still not convinced it wasn’t a fully orchestrated false flag. There’s too much about the incident and it’s aftermath that’s deeply suspicious.
Man this whole anticipatory compliance with the fascist regime shit is fucking awful
Shit, I’m American and I’m regionally boycotting things made in red states to the greatest degree I reasonably can.
That’s a hilariously apt analogy. Drill baby drill! 🫠
Lots of people seem to have this one imaginary friend named Jesus
I look forward to building my retirement in a handful of years in the recovery phase of this exercise in abject idiocy (assuming there is, in fact, anything to recover)
From the article you’re probably referring to:
DCInvestor’s observation came in response to crypto trader Jordan Fish, also known as Cobie, who also asked ChatGPT using the prompt: “What would be an easy way to calculate the tariffs that should be imposed on other countries so that the US is on even playing fields when it comes to trade deficit. Set a minimum of 10%.”
A straightforward (if naïve) method is to set the tariff rate for each trading partner equal to the percentage share of the trade deficit relative to that country’s total imports-always no less than 10%.
In formula form:
Tariff Rate (%) = max(10, (Trade Deficit ÷ Total Imports) x 100)
For example, if the US runs a $20 billion deficit on $100 billion worth of imports from a country, the calculated rate is (20/100)×100 = 20%. If the deficit were only 5%, you’d still impose a 10% floor. This method ignores the intricate dynamics of international trade-such as elasticities, retaliatory measures, and supply chain nuances-but it provides a blunt, proportional rule to “level the playing field.” One might implement it in Python like so:
def calculate_tariff(trade_deficit, total_imports):
# Calculate the deficit ratio as a percentage
ratio =(trade_deficit / total_imports) * 100
# Enforce a minimum tariff of 10%
return max(10, ratio)
# Example usage:
tariff = calculate_tariff(20e9, 100e9)
# $20B deficit on $100B imports yields a 20% tariff
print(f"The tariff rate should be {tariff}%")
We are defining trade policy with predictive text. What a time to be alive. Jesus tapdancing christ.
lol holy shit do it. DO IT. This will utterly FUCK the profit model of more things than I can quickly explain
no, “Sean” is not a country in ASEAN. That is incorrect.
Vive la Republique 🇫🇷
I predict an uptick of Rafale, EF2000, and JAS-39 sales in Europe, and that the models offered will be wired for nuclear delivery should the need arise.
I feel awful that our government is breaking bad over on this side of the pond… but at the same time, I think open violent revolt and civil war would be a believable scenario if orangeboi actually tries to Molotov-Ribbentrop all of fucking Europe with Putin. So I don’t think he’s gonna actually try that.
Thank you for given me a nostalgia jolt that I didn’t know I wanted, but am fully enjoying right now
Omg I remember Kidpix! It was great!
This… not so much.
Yeah, more or less
I’m just hoping a VC firm doesn’t come along and hostile takeover them at some point, because that would be the death knell.