$23.7 billion is nothing, are these guys a third world country or something?

This one honestly sounds amazing, it could be like an overnight train

A plumber can fix that in a couple of hours

What color do you want your dragon?

Same, I even had a fridge that included one and I never bothered to hook it up, I thought it was stupid because it took up valuable freezer space. Then one day I rented an apartment that had one and found out that boy was I ever wrong, living in a tropical country these things are an absolute godsend.

How about a hammock chest holster, so you’re always snuggling?

Isn’t Germany worried about starting World War III by not letting the Russians do whatever they feel like?

Somewhere, an old Russian proverb just rolled up its sleeves

This guy knows how the game is played

We wouldn’t need to read tea leaves if people didn’t go to Defcon 1 over a tweet. Political neutrality isn’t a bad thing.