Pro move is to shit your pants so you don’t even have to lie about it.

I just told my boss that I had to leave, offering no explanation, and he said “OK.” He didn’t need to know that I shit my pants. Maybe he inferred it.

First thing in the morning in college? Clean everything up, start over, get on with the rest of the day after missing half of the first class.

During the day at work? Day’s over, go home.

Nope. Depression.

When you’re against the Quakers, of all people, you’re on the wrong fuckin’ side.

Satire is dead these days

The popular YouTubers are trash tho

Well, at least I’ve got that, I guess

How much do I have to make before my tax bill goes down?

It honestly is funny, but it’s just even more pathetic how the CHUDs couldn’t handle it.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

Clearly, Hamas ran in and tied their hands after they were executed defended against by the brave, brave executioners troops

No, they’ll say it’s Hamas’s fault somehow.

Very, quite

Like Wilder and Hackman?

Didn’t he study jeans?

Could these also possibly appear as less than transparent to birds, given the UV absorption?

Yes. You play Norman Reedus with a baby in a jar plugged into his chest delivering packages during a pandemic while Léa Seydoux feeds him fat tardigrades. Because Hideo Kojima. It’s really good.

Just started playing Death Stranding, have you?

Name & shame.