

I haven’t read Fart of the Meal or whatever it’s called, but I feel like asking Greenlanders what it would take for them to want to be annexed may be a better (but still not good) way to broach the subject. And, if they say there’s nothing at all the US can offer them, then take that as a blatant hint to back the fuck off.
Yeah, that headline reeks of fake news.
Yesterday Trump Waked Up in a Different Mood and Couldn’t Remember What He Had Done the Day Before would be slightly more believable.