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5 days agoYou’re hired
For anything important, use matrix instead of lemmy DMs.
You’re hired
If I was Prime Minister, I’d impose a retaliatory tariff of 9000% just because it’s all just this stupid.
Call it the Goku tariffs, but drag it out over an hour or two with a lot of screaming.
For when your food grows up in so much squalor that you need to dip them in chlorine to fake the bacterial culture tests.