This seems pretty one sided with various ways to control the system to get what you want. I propose adding external elements to make things fair.

Such as throw fartage into a lion’s enclosure. If they eat him we join the EU.
If not then we find a pit of alligators/crocs and throw him into that.
If he survives that then it’s to the tank of piranha and let him have a week in there etc etc until he pops his clogs and we join.

It’s the only way for it to be fair and democratic.

John Wick?

You should also hold the non voters accountable.

As far as I’m concerned if you didn’t vote against him then you’re also to blame.

If the rape verdict gets upheld then he could try the USA presidential race next. I’ve heard they vote in convicted rapists.

I’m a UK citizen as well, and I totally 1000% have issues with most of the US people.

Specifically the people who voted for cunt face tRUMP, and also the people who didn’t vote at all.
All of those are also to blame for the bullshit that’s happening now, not just that disgusting orange bag of pig shit.